
Jeffrey Epstein
SEE UPDATES AT END OF POST
Originally published February 9, 2026
Updated February 13, 2026
Updated March 5, 2026
Updated April 10, 2026
Perhaps the latest national pastime is pawing through the millions of documents that Congress forced the Trump Administration to cough up and put online concerning the long-running Jeffrey Epstein sexual abuse scandal. Anyone with an Internet connection, a high tolerance for mind-numbing detail and some time can partake.
That includes the staff at the New To Las Vegas world headquarters. But not, it seems, what’s left of the diminished Las Vegas or Nevada news media. None seems to have bothered taking the trouble to pursue the local angle and publish anything beyond wire-service reports.
’tis a pity. For as it turns out, there are simply thousands and thousands of documents referencing Las Vegas. Mainly collected or generated by the FBI, they range from the criminal to the mundane. Many names and institutions are identified. Reputations stand to be damaged.
This collectively makes some of the characters in the Epstein files terrific candidates for my long-running list, It Didn’t Stay Here. The criterion is simple: trouble elsewhere (in Washington, D.C., where the documents were released) for things that happened in that bug light of mischief called Las Vegas. It’s a firm rebuttal to that famous former Las Vegas Convention and Visitors Authority marketing slogan, “What Happens Here, Stays Here.” You can see the list nearby. Las Vegas’s large presence in the Epstein files also underscores Sin City’s amazing ability to pop up in far-flung national matters.

Ah, Las Vegas. As I have called it here many times, a bug light for mischief. Its lure is so irresistible to so many. But beware its famous one-time marketing slogan, “
At the New to Las Vegas world headquarters today, I received by text message the nearby slightly-redacted-by-me “California Superior Court Subpoena” concerning a “toll violation” in our adjoining state. It’s a scam. But sadly, as I discovered, neither the California court system nor the California Department of Motor Vehicles website has a good and quick way to report this mischief, which obviously tarnishes their good names.